Affair Handbook

A business trip is the ideal time to cheat on your wife. Not everyone gets these golden opportunities so you should never squander them. Some guys even make-up fake business trips just to cheat on their wives. That is how perfect an opportunity it is to do some philandering. You are all alone, away from home, where no one you know can see your or be privy to your activities. The adulterous opportunities are over the top in situations like these. The sky is the limit. The key is to know where to look and how to pull it off. Here is exactly how to cheat on your wife while on a business trip and never get caught, and while a business trip is your best alibi when having an affair.

The Right Time to Cheat on Your Wife

A business trip is the perfect time to cheat on your wife. You are far from the prying eyes of your friends, relatives and coworkers. Mrs. Parker from the down the street is not going to suddenly appear as you step off the elevator. You won’t run into your kid’s ball coach while dining with your paramour. You are free to do and be who you please and no one is the wiser. Not only is the privacy issue great, but you also have time to decompress. You do not have a thousand other things, i.e. wife, home, kids, neighbors, in-laws, battling for your attention. You have the time to unplug and think about you for a while.

The Right Place to Cheat on Your Wife

Wherever you are going on your business trip, it’s the right place. As long as you are far enough away from home to move freely, you’re golden. Ideally, you’d want to be 100 miles away from home at the very least. Farther, if your wife is prone to jumping in the car and taking off on a whim, or a gut feeling. Try to be as vague as possible when relaying the location of your business trip to your wife. Keep it to state regions if possible. Just outside Chicago. Thirty miles east of Philadelphia. You can even forget the exact town name or mispronounce it to defer answering even more.

The Right State of Mind to Cheat on Your Wife

When you are gone from home for several days it can be easy to take on a whole new mindset. Without your responsibilities breathing down your neck, you relax a bit and feel more like your younger self. Your mind is free to wander to life’s pleasures. This little mental vacation can also give you a clearer head with which to carry on this affair. Freeing up valuable brain mater to catch any mistakes or risks you may be unknowingly taking.

Use Discretion if Your Cheat on Your Wife

Just because your away from the roost doesn’t mean you can be careless. In fact, you want to make sure and cover your tracks extremely well before going back home. More than one nosy wife has accidentally stumbled across her husband’s affair by looking through his business travel documents. If you pay for your own room or food make sure to use a separate and private credit card. It is a great idea to use a burner phone as well so that your calls will remain private. Make sure and find a secure hiding place to keep the phone and credit card before returning home. Do not tell anyone who you are meeting on the trip either before or after.

The Easy Way to Cheat on Your Wife

Even if you don’t have a current affair partner, going on a business trip is an easy way to cheat on your wife. Once you know the trip is booked and you’ll be alone, hit up apps like Tinder or Pure and you’ll find a hookup quick. Even SnapChat works. Just make sure your wife isn’t also a user. If you’re not a techy kind of guy, just head down to the hotel lounge and sit at the bar. You’ll soon find an agreeable lady to pass the time with. Buy her a drink. You never know where it will lead. You’re really in luck if you’re at a work conference. Those things are notorious for hookups.

No matter the circumstances, a business trip is the perfect time to cheat on your wife. Just be careful.