Affair Handbook

Cheating in a relationship happens for plenty of reasons, and usually a problem with sexual compatibility ranks near the top. – Sexual Compatibility By Zodiac Sign – Often, sex in a long-term relationship becomes mundane and neither participant has the passion to spice it back up. What ensues is a string of mistrust, doubt, new people, and affairs. Whatever your reason you feel justifies cheating with the new coworker or friend, at least make sure your girlfriend doesn’t know what’s going on until you’re ready to tell her on your own terms. This means being careful with any messages or pictures you might get from your fling and keeping them away from your significant other. These days, our entire lives are run by our smartphones and laptops, and these magical devices hold all of the evidence of your sneaking around. So, make sure you follow these tips to keep your phone and computer free from scrutiny.

Have a reason to bring it with you

If you suddenly won’t let your phone or laptop out of your sight, your girl is going to get suspicious. The only reason she thinks you’d bring it with you is to message someone secretly or to keep her from snooping around on it. Either way, she thinks you have something worth hiding from her. So if you need to keep her from doing either of those things, it’s just a matter of having a reason to keep it with you. Get in the habit of playing music in the bathroom and shower so that she won’t think it’s strange when you start taking it into there. Showering with music is more enjoyable anyway. If you know you need to take it with you next time you walk away from her, start a conversation with a buddy so that she knows you are bringing it just to keep talking with him.

Save nothing

Everything saved is more evidence against you. It’s tempting to save those pictures and videos she sent, but it’s not worth it in the long run if you plan on breaking your affair to her on your own terms. If this girl-on-the-side is sticking around for a while, you will have plenty of time to see all you want. If you absolutely must save something, hide it well and deep in some files or in a safe app. Speaking of which…

Download a safe app for your phone and laptop. If you must keep some messages or pictures, you can download one of many free apps that will store your media and require a password or PIN number to get into. Here are some recommendations. If she sees it and asks about it, just say that’s where you keep the anything you don’t want in your gallery like nude pictures of you or her, or even just some pornography if she doesn’t mind you keeping stuff like that on there. Those apps usually let you segregate media by folder so if she insists on seeing, open an innocent folder of just your nude pics (that you have sent your girl, not your side-girl).

Change passwords often and TELL her

Depending on how suspicious or jealous your girlfriend or wife may be or how terrible you are at keeping secrets, it may seem strange to her if you change passwords or suddenly start using passwords when you previously didn’t. This is especially true if she is accustomed to knowing your password. If you want to change your passwords, just come up with an excuse to do it first, like your coworkers were messing with your phone or computer and sending messages to people. Then change your password and tell her what it is. Here’s the trick, though. Make it complicated enough that she will have trouble remembering what it is. Yea, you have to remember it, but you can write it down and stick it in your wallet if you have to. If you just rattle off your complicated new password to her, she will likely not remember it a week later and not question why you changed it.

Change her contact name

If you text her often and for some reason cannot keep deleting the conversation, change her contact name to a close buddy of yours that your girlfriend won’t think twice about you texting often. Just remember to keep the name slightly different so that you don’t accidentally send your buddy nude pictures! If his name is Jeremy, maybe make it something like “Jeremy’s new cell” or a nickname like “J-Man.” That’s a terrible nickname, but you get the idea. Just make sure if you have your messages open on your phone that the last one (the one that shows up) seems fairly.