Affair Handbook

For most people, maintaining a single mistress and keeping her hidden from their spouse is enough of a handful. For those practiced in the art of juggling relationships, there are whole personal systems you can put in place to keep everyone from knowing about the others and keep yourself from the train wreck that will come with your current partner finding out about your affairs. If you’re just diving into the world of balancing more than one girlfriend alongside your wife or current partner, here are a few tips to making things go a little more smoothly.



 

Don’t Leave a Text Trail

This might seem like a no-brainer, but one of the biggest reasons guys get busted cheating is that they get lazy about erasing texts, using discreet names on their contacts list, and try to hold on to nudes and hot messages for “just a little while” so they have something in the spank bank for later on. Even with a locked phone, this is one of the worst things you can do for yourself, and holding on to texts is like asking to get caught in a lie. Watch out how you list all your ladies in your contacts, because if you’re with one girlfriend and get a text from another, her name can show up on the screen along with a short preview of what she has to say. Don’t let having a smartphone trip you up, and make sure you’re careful to clean up your message history as you go.
 

Zoning Out Around a Girl on a Date is a Dead Giveaway

This is especially true if the date you have with you knows that she’s a mistress, and you’re trying to keep her in the dark about the fact that she’s not the only woman you’re seeing besides your wife or live-in girlfriend. If you let your thoughts wander to a different woman while you’re on a date, don’t think your girl isn’t going to notice. A lot of women, especially those who have encountered cheaters before or are one themselves, are going to be LOOKING for an excuse to think that you’re cheating on them. Don’t give them an easy pass when you put so much work into keeping things secret. Instead, do your best to focus on the date and woman at hand, not someone currently out of reach. Zoning out, not listening to her, and overall not being “present” when you’re spending time with her is going to be a dead giveaway that will royally screw you over.
 

Don’t Let Anyone Feel Left Out

The longer you put off talking with a girl or seeing her, the more she is going to brood over the idea that you’re seeing someone else. One of the sacrifices you have to make when you’re balancing multiple relationships is that the more girls you have, the more time you’re going to need to take out to send time on dates and the less you’re going to have to spend alone. Letting one or more of your girlfriends feel left out or like SHE isn’t the apple of your eye is going to result in a lot of bitterness and spite from her end. Even in the rare cases of a girl who knows she’s a mistress, or one of many, every one of them is going to want the majority of your time. While you can’t exactly bring the group together, you will need to figure out a schedule that will not let anyone feel like they’re getting neglected. The longer you’ve been with a woman, the more time she’ll expect from you. If you want your relationships to last, you’re going to need to put yourself in their shoes sometimes and not just play favorites like there won’t be any consequences.
 

Actively Maintain Your Social Media Accounts

One of the most common ways of talking to multiple women is to have a number of fake accounts online with sites like Facebook. This way, the girlfriend you have on one account won’t see your interaction with your other girlfriends or get upset when you won’t change your “relationship status” on your profile. It is definitely best to build up at least two believable, active profiles on Facebook or another social media site you typically use. Even if one of your mistresses knows that she isn’t the only one, it’s a good idea not to let her in on WHO the other girls are. A single moment of jealousy on her part could lead to one girl telling all the others what’s going on, and the life you’ve worked hard to build up could unravel VERY quickly. Instead, just keep everyone a safe distance from each other and make sure you’re keeping up with all your accounts often enough to make them believable to each respective girlfriend.